College Professor Calls The Police To Escort A Student Out Of Her Class For Having Her Feet Up

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. The University of Texas at San Antonio needs to hold itself to a higher standard. I mean honestly—feet on the fucking seats? What is this, an after-school program for kids whose parents work late? An inner-city charter school? You call yourself an institution of higher learning? Christ alive. I’ll tell you where you wouldn’t see this sort of wonton disregard for authority: Harvard. We had respect for our professors. We had respect for the shield. We sat up straight, took notes by hand, and tried to seduce our teaching fellows because they were the ones who graded our papers. Putting your feet up on the seat in front of you, like you’re at an empty movie theater? Where the FUCK does this girl think she is?!

Ah. She probably thinks she’s at an empty movie theater. Good heavens, this class must suck balls. Hey Professor Moss, nobody is taking your class. Probably because it’s boring as shit, which is why kids are putting their feet up and snoozing in your face. If you want your students to be more “civil,” you might try inspiring them? Maybe bring a little gusto to the classroom. Try delivering a lecture on osmosis through the medium of rap. At the very least, bring cookies! Everyone likes a cookie. You can even use it as a teaching aid. Make it look like a prokaryotic cell. Do something, you old windbag!

Anywhoooo, looks like Miss 86 (see: her sweatpants) just won herself an A for the semester and (probably) a full scholarship. Cops came in and escorted her straight to the dean’s list. Congratulations, my dear! Now somebody get this girl some adderall and a back brace so she can sit in her seat with her FEET ON THE FLOOR.